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The Rubber Chickens Have Come Home To Roost!
Rubber Chicken Soup™
The Best Remedy For Whatever Ails You
If laughter is the best medicine and chicken soup cures all, then this product is a medical miracle! Rubber Chicken Soup™ is a novelty item for adults and children. It is not meant to be consumed, but it makes a great get-well gift. It's fun to read and a lighthearted conversation piece for any sickroom. A rubber chicken joke is included on each can, as is a link to dozens of additional rubber chicken jokes, making for hours of fun to pass the time.
Rubber Chicken Jokes
Rubber Chicken Crossing
- Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? To avoid fowl jokes!
- Why did the clown cross the road? To get his rubber chicken!
- Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? To stretch its legs!
- Why did the clown cross the road? To retrieve his rubber chicken!
- Why did the rubber chicken and the egg race across the road? To see which came first, the chicken or the egg!
- Why did the rubber chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
- Why did the rubber chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross again? Because it was a dirty double-crosser.
Rubber Chicken In The Kitchen
- What do you get when you boil a rubber chicken? A Laughing stock!
- Why don’t clowns eat rubber chickens? Because they taste funny!
- What is the best way to cook rubber chicken eggs? Funny side up!
- What did the rubber chicken egg say to the clown? You crack me up!
- What day of the week are rubber chickens afraid of? Fry-day!
- What does an evil rubber chicken lay? Deviled eggs!
- What do rubber chickens order for dessert? Coop-cakes!
- Where do tough rubber chickens come from? Hard-boiled eggs!
- How does a rubber chicken like to make cake? From scratch!
- What do you call a rubber chicken in a hot tub? Soup!
- Why couldn’t the rubber chicken find her eggs? Because she mislaid them!
Rubber Chicken Stand Up
- What did the rubber chicken say when it broke an egg over its head? The yokes on me!
- What do you call a rubber chicken who tells jokes? A real quack-up!
- Why did everyone laugh at the chicken? She was a real comedihen!
- Which US state has the most rubber chickens? Yolklahoma!
- What do you call the funniest rubber chicken’s act? Impeckable!
- Why did the rubber chicken put together a stand-up comedy act? It was on her bucket list!
- How do you know if a rubber chicken’s egg joke is good? If it cracks you up!
- What do you call a prankster rubber chicken’s egg? A practical yolker.
- Why don’t rubber chickens practice their stand-up comedy routines on their eggs? They don’t want to crack them up!
- Where do many rubber chicken comedians get their start? At chicken clubs or chicken strip joints!
Rubber Chickens In School
Rubber Chickens In School
- What happens to rubber chickens that misbehave at school? They get eggs-pelled!
- What did the rubber chicken’s parents say when it wanted to go to clown college? You can’t be serious?!
- What does a rubber chicken get in school? An ed-joke-ation!
- Where do rubber chickens learn about Emily Dickenson? In poultry class!
- How did the rubber chicken submit her application to business school? In a henvelope!
- What do rubber chickens study at Harvard and Wharton? Eggonomics!
- How do you test a rubber chicken’s knowledge of Eggonomics? Eggzams!
- How did the rubber chicken study for her exams? She didn’t – she winged it!
- What do rubber chickens learn about in philosophy class? The meaning of eggsistence!
- What did the rubber chicken think of her absent-minded professor? She was a little eggcentric!
Rubber Chickens At Work
Rubber Chickens In School
Rubber Chickens At Work
- How do rubber chickens measure their computer storage? In giggle-bytes!
- What do rubber chickens invest in? Laughing stocks!
- Why did the IRS audit the rubber chicken’s taxes? They thought it was up to some funny business!
- Why did the rubber chicken’s funeral home go out of business? Because people wouldn’t take it seriously!
- Why are rubber chickens always so busy? They’ve got a lot of funny business to handle!
- How does a rubber chicken wake up to go to work every morning? It sets its alarm cluck the night before!
- How does a rubber chicken social media influencer get followers? Cluckbait!
- Why did the rubber chicken decide to meet with her employees outside? She was tired of being cooped up in the office!
- Why don't businesses accept checks from rubber chickens? They bounce!
Doctor Rubber Chicken
Rubber Chickens In School
Rubber Chickens At Work
- Why do rubber chickens often have stiff necks? Because they sleep funny!
- Why did the rubber chicken go to the doctor? It was feeling funny!
- Why was the rubber chicken relieved after the doctor visit? The doctor said don’t worry, it’s nothing serious!
- What’s yellow and stuck between an elephant’s toes? A slow rubber chicken!
- How did the rubber chicken feel when the doctor had to remove its feathers? Plucking terrible.
Fashionable Rubber Chickens
Fashionable Rubber Chickens
Fashionable Rubber Chickens
- What material are a rubber chicken’s feathers made of? Polyjester!
- Which side is most fashionable for a rubber chicken to wear her feathers on? The outside!
- Why did the rubber chicken ask the fashion designer what to wear to the dance? Because the designer was an eggspert!
- Why do rubber chickens wear loud socks? So their feet don't fall asleep!
- Why do rubber chickens wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up!
- How did the rubber chicken fashion model get down the runway? She bounced!
Rubber Chicken Marketplace
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